Wednesday, February 1, 2012

"This one's going to China!"

Well friends, I visited my BFF Mr. Dentist yesterday. If you follow me on Facebook at all you might know that a few weeks ago I went to the dentist for the first time in 5 1/2 years. I hadn't been since before Rusty and I got married. We didn't have insurance for the first almost 5 years and when we finally got it last May I kept putting it off on account that I'm such a denta-phope. Finally Rusty (of all people, mr. anti-doctor) kept bugging me to make an appointment for us, so I did. At my check up I was told that I had one teeny tiny cavity and some old silver fillings that needed to be replaced. He also said I had really nice gums (um...thanks?) for someone who hasn't seen the dentist in so long. So anyway, back to the present, I went yesterday to get my teeny tiny cavity filled and replace one of my fillings since they were next door neighbors. I was kinda worried since, well, I'm no fan of the dentist, but Rusty went the day before to get some fillings and he got to watch Ferris Buhler's Day Off while they were working on him and la-de-da and said it wasn't that bad.

So I'm laying there, staring at the bright light shining in my face (not a movie, they didn't even offer) fingers stuck in my mouth while my head is vibrating from the never ending drill when I hear the Dr say "man, this one's going to China! (blah blah something something I wasn't really paying attention) root canal." Oh I heard that last part. I'm pretty sure that my eyes opened as wide as possible without actually falling out and I looked at the doctor with his glasses and those crazy magnifying glass things on them that make his eye HUGE and made a noise "uuuuu?" Not what someone want's to hear while being drilled upon.

So long story short, that little baby cavity turned out to be a big fat mama cavity and underneath the filling he replaced was a "little surprise" as he put it, that turned out to be a not so little cavity.  He said it was a good thing we caught them when we did because they were both about 6 months away from both needing a root canal!!!! Ugggg! Thanks Rusty, for bugging me to make an appointment!

I still have 3 more that need to be replaced and I'm going in on Saturday morning and will hopefully get the whole lot of 'em done in one shot. But I'm sooooo nervous. I'm even feeling phantom pains where the fillings are that I've never felt before, surely my mind preparing itself for the impending doom that is possibly awaiting.

It's moments like these where I totally hate my sister. Ok, well not her. I love my sis the person, but not so much her mouth. See, she has never ever in her whole life, even counting baby teeth, had a cavity! (and to add insult to injury and make other people insanely jealous too, she doesn't have any wisdom teeth. Like, they just never developed? I guess?) Come on, couldn't you have just shared a little bit before sucking up all the good teeth genes before the rest of us even had a chance? Thanks a bunch.

So anyway, for those of you who care deeply about my oral health I will update you as to what happens on Saturday. Wish me luck!!!!!

6 comments:

  1. Ha! That was lucky it was t worse! I need to go too!! I always put it off! How did you have the baby without insurance? Or just not dental
    Insurance? I've never had dental insurance either. Ugh... Dentists! Good luck!

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  2. Yeah we had medical insurance but not dental. I was glad at the time because it was a good excuse not to go...not so glad now.

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  3. Your so funny!

    I don't think anyone likes going to the dentist! You poor thing, hang in there!

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  4. Haha... next door neighbor teeth! That is really scary! Did they give you happy gas? Cause you need to DEMAND that. Its the only thing that makes that crap worth it.

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  5. I'm glad you made that appointment. Although your sister didn't have wisdom teeth, it could cause other things down the road... my mom didn't have any and I had a peg lateral (not a full size tooth) for instance. That blessing can be passed down as not so much a blessing sometimes. I hope that doesn't happen, but it could. So I was glad to find out in a way that I had wisdom teeth for my kids sake. Good luck with everything.

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  6. MaryAnne- Holy Cow. I haven't seen you in YEARS. I don't know if you even remember me. My maiden name is Robinson. We grew up going to the same schools. Your little family is so cute. I saw you on Carol's blog and had to say hi. I'm sorry you had to get a Root Canal. I assist for an Endodontist (root canal specialist). So I see the joys of Root canals daily!!

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